This Low-Budget Animated Movie Ruined My Life

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Kurtis Conner

7 mánuðum síðan

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Ummæli
Kurtis Conner
Kurtis Conner 7 mánuðum síðan
the sketch at 15:50 only has audio on the left side so if you're listening with headphones it might sound weird!! sorry i messed up the audio!
Person I guess
Person I guess Degi Síðan síðan
i don’t even have a thing on the left side
Metaquaza
Metaquaza 2 dögum síðan
Oh the left side of my headphones doesn’t work that’s why I heard nothing
thinking emoji
thinking emoji 2 dögum síðan
my deaf ass only hearing scribbles: 😌 you: the sketch at 15:50 only has audio on the left side my deaf ass: ✌️🤨bae what
j d
j d 3 dögum síðan
Unacceptable. Unsubscribing
Yo Mum
Yo Mum 4 dögum síðan
It's funny how I usually only keep the left ear on my head, just incase someone calls me. I wouldn't have notice either way lol.
Timothy A Schuler
Timothy A Schuler 31 mínútu síðan
Never make deals with the devil! And How Dare They Commit Adultary Above The Crucifix Hanging On The Wall Of The Bed That Is Stained With Sin!
Just a Guy That Doesn't Look Suspicious
Just a Guy That Doesn't Look Suspicious Klukkustund síðan
Not gonna lie, I legit felt sad when goat was revealed to be dead
Piromaxtic Showers
Piromaxtic Showers 2 klukkustundum síðan
Prague Champ Video
Dori
Dori 4 klukkustundum síðan
The characters should bein IT that's how terrifying
who ?
who ? 4 klukkustundum síðan
All i can say is wtf
Emmie Tessen-Powell
Emmie Tessen-Powell 9 klukkustundum síðan
His dying wish was to see the clock... with his... eyes... that he no longer has
ᴀᴅᴅs
ᴀᴅᴅs 9 klukkustundum síðan
the metal tube in the throat is actually really smart, usually the rope would break your throat and obviously kill you, but with the tube you can still breathe and if the metal was strong enough, it would protect your throat!
Trusfrated
Trusfrated 15 klukkustundum síðan
I would never build a clock somewhere else
• t r o v i o o •
• t r o v i o o • 18 klukkustundum síðan
At the edit part whats the edit song?
Coffee
Coffee 18 klukkustundum síðan
How the hell did I relate to a goat so much-
Sam Starba
Sam Starba 19 klukkustundum síðan
If you are into weird European kids' shows, check out Hapsiainen and Morso. They are Finnish shows made in 80s, before all the Nokia money... And it shows.
Shaun Pathrose Paul
Shaun Pathrose Paul 19 klukkustundum síðan
The silver coin is actually mythologically accurate
Lily Ta
Lily Ta 23 klukkustundum síðan
These characters look like they smell so bad.
Jan Kotera
Jan Kotera Degi Síðan síðan
I'm from Czechia watched it when I was young and I forgot how bad the animation was but I remember how that disaster of animation gave me anxiety.
Nini Cherefe
Nini Cherefe Degi Síðan síðan
maybe this movie was a shrek ripoff in a way y’a know? solely because of the fact that the goats name is goat and donkeys name is donkey and other things but mostly that one
Brain_Dead
Brain_Dead Degi Síðan síðan
I love kutis lapor
Sydney Dubs
Sydney Dubs Degi Síðan síðan
The bearded skeleton is a great tattoo idea
Sarah Roberts
Sarah Roberts Degi Síðan síðan
yeah can you take me to a hospital
truly greg
truly greg Degi Síðan síðan
i would never build a clock somewhere else
EbonyRain123
EbonyRain123 Degi Síðan síðan
Holy can olive I actually choked when I saw the goat was hanged
Colleen Eveson
Colleen Eveson Degi Síðan síðan
oh my go-
Wrap Monster
Wrap Monster Degi Síðan síðan
I'm sorry but I've been laughing at that "böts" for 5 mins what has my humour become
your favourite lesbian oli
your favourite lesbian oli Degi Síðan síðan
the bridge boss and tara's dad have the same energy
Konstance
Konstance 2 dögum síðan
The animation reminds me of Food Fight, but less stiff and more disgusting.
Maia Palazzo
Maia Palazzo 2 dögum síðan
I thought this movie was a dream fever I had- I searched the entire internet but couldn't find it 😭 But now I can rest assured my mind didn't come up with this monstrosity 😌☺️
ieatpigtoe123 abc
ieatpigtoe123 abc 2 dögum síðan
Matthew a snitch
Gemini_MilkZ Llama
Gemini_MilkZ Llama 2 dögum síðan
Disney take notes cause this is how you make a true work of art 😔
Amused Llama
Amused Llama 2 dögum síðan
He is giving me Danny Gonzalez vibes oh maybe because he kinda copies Danny but he does it in the most Untelible way that people say nothing about. Also he does things that Danny does when a stupid thing happeneds.guese what he also is subed to Danny. Wow just make ur own content holy shit.it isn't hard to think of ur own content.
Theressa Lafaille
Theressa Lafaille 2 dögum síðan
dude did they like r+ped Katy omg
AnimeSniperWolf 17
AnimeSniperWolf 17 2 dögum síðan
Wait wouldn't goat be pregnant if she's producing milk? That's bad that she's getting drunk
hee hoo
hee hoo 2 dögum síðan
M̾a̾k̾i̾n̾ i̾t̾ s̾t̾i̾n̾k̾y̾
HEX
HEX 2 dögum síðan
The reason why a lot of the references in the story fly over most people's heads is that they directly reference old Czech myths and legends. Also why some of the dialogs sound so off is because translating from Czech to English isn't exactly easy. Czech is a very specific language which by that I mean we have so many words for any small specific thing that get used often in normal conversations and English just doesn't have those kinds of words. So what do u do then? Bc, when I watched this as a kid the story and the characters, made a lot more sense than this does.
Teyla White
Teyla White 2 dögum síðan
Is it really a medieval European story, if there is no deal with the devil involved?
Emma Ritchie
Emma Ritchie 3 dögum síðan
"i would never build a clock somewhere else”
Val Ann
Val Ann 3 dögum síðan
Why has this turned into my new comfort video?
Yanni_Yanna tbh
Yanni_Yanna tbh 3 dögum síðan
6:47 I'm getting little nightmare vibes
Saoirse Rose
Saoirse Rose 3 dögum síðan
Why does everyone look like they were sent to Jocelyn Wildenstein’s plastic surgeon? 😬
Maija Kuusisto
Maija Kuusisto 3 dögum síðan
15:52 lmao the Skyrim tavern music
Isaac Shortt
Isaac Shortt 3 dögum síðan
Btw: 5:05 there was a legend about a bridge built by Karel the Fourth that included eggs and milk because they thought that it should hold better ps: but it was total BS
Gigi Di R
Gigi Di R 3 dögum síðan
the end was sad until it wasnt
SPTLGHT
SPTLGHT 3 dögum síðan
Český animáky top
Oli Gonzalez
Oli Gonzalez 3 dögum síðan
What the actual fuck is this
Curlyheadedtay
Curlyheadedtay 3 dögum síðan
I remember watching this when I was 12 🤣🤣🤣
Eeee Hee
Eeee Hee 3 dögum síðan
The characters are so disgusting it’s making me mad 😩
Nxnxy Dhahsvwvsbsbehejwosn
Nxnxy Dhahsvwvsbsbehejwosn 3 dögum síðan
you can just tell when a film is written and directed entirely by straight men
ShaddyCrunchum
ShaddyCrunchum 3 dögum síðan
GOAT STORY! What a fuckin classic. 10/10 it's the worst movie I've ever seen. Love it.
Alex D
Alex D 3 dögum síðan
No joke, I started to watch this and my dog throw up!
Kalayla Seehafer
Kalayla Seehafer 4 dögum síðan
i have never laughed so hard
khfan4life365
khfan4life365 4 dögum síðan
This reminds me of that horrible Food Fight movie. 😐
Unskilledshark sharkguy bananas
Unskilledshark sharkguy bananas 4 dögum síðan
I know im late to the video. But even 7 months later the skeleton is perfection.
Gavroche Thomas Belcher
Gavroche Thomas Belcher 4 dögum síðan
okay i know this is late BUT i learned what the Dr Faust reference is. apparently it's a known German legend about a guy named Faust/Faustus who was dissatisfied with his life so he made a deal with the devil in the crossroads, exchanging his soul for "earthly pleasures". so that guy screaming "that is the house of doctor faust" was foreshadowing Matthew but like... literally how many fucking people have even heard of that
Gavroche Thomas Belcher
Gavroche Thomas Belcher Degi Síðan síðan
@Oranges oh my comment was more for like when they translated it and made it available for everyone bc i live in america and literally never heard of that ever
Oranges
Oranges Degi Síðan síðan
I don't know where you grew up but in Europe it's a pretty well-known story. I remember reading Marlowe's version in English and just generally knowing the story before that, so I don't think it's a huge stretch to expect Czech kids to get the reference
Tethis Nomf
Tethis Nomf 4 dögum síðan
You were too nice about this one!
toonsallday
toonsallday 4 dögum síðan
Bro milk? Nani the fuck
David Afanasiev
David Afanasiev 4 dögum síðan
I think it's Hamish homie...not Hanish
dottie’s divination
dottie’s divination 4 dögum síðan
EYECEPS I CAN NOT
Bichen Up Ur -
Bichen Up Ur - 4 dögum síðan
You know that ugly botox hollywood filter? Yea that's what Katie is.
Bichen Up Ur -
Bichen Up Ur - 4 dögum síðan
This is the worst thing I've ever seen
Sushii bun
Sushii bun 4 dögum síðan
the goat is a boy ;-;
Sushii bun
Sushii bun 4 dögum síðan
oh mah gawddddd now i realize how terrible this movie was when we watched it in schoollllllll (yes, im czech-)
Quincy Josefina
Quincy Josefina 4 dögum síðan
is it weird that I keep coming back to this video?????
hal guy
hal guy 4 dögum síðan
I got this movie in my recommendations in czech dubbing and watched it for like 20 minutes. it was pretty funny in a surreal way
brooke schoenfeld
brooke schoenfeld 4 dögum síðan
Not be being depressed at the goat being hung
londry Boner
londry Boner 4 dögum síðan
This is my second time watching this vid and I swear it was a hour long but it could have felt like that cuz of how many times I had to pause to process😂😂😭😭
Pattow Pattow
Pattow Pattow 4 dögum síðan
I have never cringed so hard at a movie before
ArtNerd37
ArtNerd37 4 dögum síðan
I can’t believe kurtis didn’t talk about the scene where goat dresses up as Katie with cabbages for boobs and hugs jemmy
frogsrcool
frogsrcool 5 dögum síðan
i would never build a clock somewhere else 😍😍
Mae Borowski
Mae Borowski 5 dögum síðan
i would never build a clock somewhere else
yummy orbit
yummy orbit 5 dögum síðan
WHAT. that was the best story I have ever watched
Pia ia PYC Member
Pia ia PYC Member 5 dögum síðan
I would never build a clock somewhere else
Swole Senzu
Swole Senzu 6 dögum síðan
its a terrible blueprint if one pillar will destroy the whole bridge
Swole Senzu
Swole Senzu 6 dögum síðan
but also what is katy doing there? what reason did she have to be at the bridge lmao.
Satty Arts Edits
Satty Arts Edits 6 dögum síðan
This is movie made in Czech Republic... Wow , good to see your reactiooon
Seanthegrim
Seanthegrim 6 dögum síðan
where is our 234K games of stir the soup KURTIS
Ass Kicker
Ass Kicker 6 dögum síðan
Im as strait as one of the hairs on this guy's head
Ass Kicker
Ass Kicker 6 dögum síðan
I yam what I yam
Ass Kicker
Ass Kicker 6 dögum síðan
Hyper ballie
Ass Kicker
Ass Kicker 6 dögum síðan
Gae Y r u gae Who says I am gay? U r gae .... ...........then who is gae? .....?
• Ronald Weasley •
• Ronald Weasley • 6 dögum síðan
Why does this seem like more of a teenage romance movie - 😐
The Mos Eisley Cantina Band
The Mos Eisley Cantina Band 7 dögum síðan
hey man terminator is free on youtbe
Kate O'Callaghan
Kate O'Callaghan 7 dögum síðan
Okay so when I clicked on this video I went to try and watch Goat Story first (emphasis on the word try) to get a bit of context and I was literally scarred. I was terrified. I physically couldn't do it without Kurtis interjecting every few seconds with something normal or I was afraid I might go mad
D
D 7 dögum síðan
saw the thumbnail when this went up and i chose sanity, didnt watch it but the new video went up and it has a reference to whatever this is so i finally broke hope youre happy kurtis
Melo-Hanka a.k.a. Aizawa simp
Melo-Hanka a.k.a. Aizawa simp 7 dögum síðan
Came back to this video. I like torturing myself 😁
kokichi ouma
kokichi ouma 7 dögum síðan
B
poor and dumb mammon kinnie
poor and dumb mammon kinnie 7 dögum síðan
pp's out for prague
Niamh Hutchineater
Niamh Hutchineater 7 dögum síðan
This movie deadass makes me feel ill
Emily Lange
Emily Lange 7 dögum síðan
That was a nightmarish, drug addled, fever-dream of a movie.
anon
anon 7 dögum síðan
I'm czech and this is embarrassing to watch🧍
jolili98
jolili98 7 dögum síðan
Wow. I was about to be so upset about them killing goat.
y/ n
y/ n 7 dögum síðan
i hope those gay guards are doing well
McCrim
McCrim 7 dögum síðan
what was going inside the ppl head when making this....
Sandra Lopez
Sandra Lopez 8 dögum síðan
it took me 10 watches of this video to realize he had Skyrim tavern music playing at around 16:00
Douche Cartouche
Douche Cartouche 8 dögum síðan
Slapper - Clapper
Quincy Josefina
Quincy Josefina 8 dögum síðan
no bc why did i start crying at that ending scene LMFAO
Macy Jo Gannon
Macy Jo Gannon 8 dögum síðan
Is no one talking about how at 21:13 there are literally four of the same woman? Or how she looks like an old woman but young?
Macy Jo Gannon
Macy Jo Gannon 8 dögum síðan
Please I just wanted to comment something but it didn't like that I said orphans and fursuits in the same sentence 😭😭😭
Meme Master
Meme Master 8 dögum síðan
15:23 *FiShEy FiShEy FiSh, MaKiN iT sTiNkAy*
Ebony
Ebony 8 dögum síðan
I haven't seen this movie in long long time but I'm 100% sure that what was in television was different(not entirely) like the adult fun time part wasn't there and it was more censored
skid art
skid art 8 dögum síðan
You have to be one of the funniest youtubers. I was watching your facebook tshirts part 2 last night and my 8 yr old daughter was watching over my shoulder and she cracked up so much over the trombone bit u did. She keeps making me rewind it to that part. Lol. Maybe its a canadian thing ,but your humor is awesome. So is your friends channel too. Both are hilarious. Cheers from barrie Ontario!
Tobiáš Ryška
Tobiáš Ryška 8 dögum síðan
Me being from Czech.
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