Straight People Gotta Stop

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Kurtis Conner

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hetero no! please stop!
thanks for watching!
comment "cello how are you?" if ur reading this


Kurtis Conner
Kurtis Conner 11 mánuðum síðan
if ur a pissed off heterosexual person in the comments please take a chill pill bucko you’re allowed to laugh at yourself!!! relax!!!
sKyE LaPointe
sKyE LaPointe 22 dögum síðan
I just wanted to do the 500 hundredth reply
amaya v
amaya v Mánuði síðan
hi kurtis
amal :p
amal :p Mánuði síðan
jai 2 mánuðum síðan
haha last comment 😰
Cameron Stevens
Cameron Stevens 2 mánuðum síðan
Avery Brooks
Avery Brooks Klukkustund síðan
Im lesbian for everyone but Kurtis :)
Will Sith
Will Sith 10 klukkustundum síðan
"Heteros gotta stop" No
huh dmdnnd
huh dmdnnd Degi Síðan síðan
Kurtis the first time I watched this video I didn't know I was gay 😟 I can't believe how much I changed.
2 ideots with a phone
2 ideots with a phone Degi Síðan síðan
KURTIS as a lesbeind your actually pretty funny
Kyle Boise
Kyle Boise 2 dögum síðan
Is there an @homocringe ???
Kyle Boise
Kyle Boise Degi Síðan síðan
@*Confused screaming* lol I don't know what that means but I like it.
*Confused screaming*
*Confused screaming* Degi Síðan síðan
Calm down jamal dont pull out the 9
welcome home
welcome home 2 dögum síðan
i liked the infomercial cutaway
Aizawa Sensei
Aizawa Sensei 2 dögum síðan
As a trans pansexual, I feel safe in this space 😌
SouperPie 2 dögum síðan
does this ever happen to you?
Gabby Diomand
Gabby Diomand 2 dögum síðan
I'm straight but the fuck is this shit
Gabby Diomand
Gabby Diomand 2 dögum síðan
Kurtis can make almost anything funny
0=Axel=0 2 dögum síðan
tfw cello is bae
choboc 2 dögum síðan
I thought for sure that comedy sketch would have turned out to be an audible ad read smh lost opportunity
discount freddie
discount freddie 3 dögum síðan
my heart dropped when he said "we"
fucknut 3 dögum síðan
that last video was nauseating. i physically gagged. never do that to me again kurtis.
trin 3 dögum síðan
straight people and Straight People are two entirely different things.
2 ideots with a phone
2 ideots with a phone Degi Síðan síðan
Yeah I hate straight people not Straight people
*Confused screaming*
*Confused screaming* Degi Síðan síðan
@デストロイヤー Straight people.
デストロイヤー 2 dögum síðan
what is the difference?
Abyssal Nightmare
Abyssal Nightmare 4 dögum síðan
"gender reveal where they set a school on fire" posted april 24th, 2020... ahead of his time....
Rodney Bailey
Rodney Bailey 4 dögum síðan
I’m straight but these people 😡🤬
rhea 4 dögum síðan
As a bisexual kurtistown is my safe space
madi 4 dögum síðan
when we say kam we dont mean you, you may also help us on our quest
spam account
spam account 4 dögum síðan
us gay women love u kurtis
pippa 4 dögum síðan
6 years ago kurtis looked like harry styles
em thomas
em thomas 5 dögum síðan
Quick question: did you buy a cello just for this skit or did you already own a cello?
Teen Filth
Teen Filth 5 dögum síðan
kurtis i love you
Christopher Dominick
Christopher Dominick 5 dögum síðan
The “has this ever happened to you” sketch is so great
Ryan Gonzalez
Ryan Gonzalez 5 dögum síðan
Does anyone know the jazz song during the fork sketch
Layla 6 dögum síðan
As a heterosexual white lady this video makes me embarrassed
its ya boi
its ya boi 6 dögum síðan
haha ha, I like this dude.
Random name !!!
Random name !!! 6 dögum síðan
As I straight person. I must say that I feel very offe.... nope. Nope these people are fucking insane
M P 6 dögum síðan
This was like a fever dream oh my god
Carter Inosencio
Carter Inosencio 6 dögum síðan
As a straight person, things are getting outta pocket
Kim Foster
Kim Foster 6 dögum síðan
You are my soulmate that I'll never meet lol. I fucking love Ur sense of humour, it's too much. Call me! 🧀🤮😂😍❤️
Kim Foster
Kim Foster 4 dögum síðan
@Just do it There all fixed up. That's what I ment to post. And I will not calm down. 😂
Kim Foster
Kim Foster 4 dögum síðan
@Just do it lmfao. The barfing emoji was for me being cheesy AF. I forgot the cheese emoji!😳
Just do it
Just do it 5 dögum síðan
Calm down kim-
Casual User
Casual User 6 dögum síðan
wtf is up with the watermelon thing?
Yikeez Mikeez
Yikeez Mikeez 6 dögum síðan
Kurtistown is a safe haven for members of LGBTQ+ community
Genny Palma
Genny Palma 6 dögum síðan
the straights: think marriage is the worst Me: dreaming of marrying my girlfriend
yasmin east
yasmin east 6 dögum síðan
That cello bit was *mwaaahh* chefs kiss 👌🏾
The asexual Slugcat
The asexual Slugcat 6 dögum síðan
2:09 nose.EXE has been deleted
Livia Chouraqui
Livia Chouraqui 7 dögum síðan
I told everyone that the straights are going crazy but NO ONE BELIEVED ME *cuffs jeans angrily*
The milk Man
The milk Man 7 dögum síðan
I suppose you could say, SHE GOT PLAYED LIKE A FIDDLE
Brobots in Disguise
Brobots in Disguise 7 dögum síðan
Okay but I do the "fork jail" thing with my brother and it actually does work, I end up laughing and getting over whatever I was upset about.
Camille B
Camille B 7 dögum síðan
Love you Curtis💚 - Sincerely, A Pansexual
GearheadGames 7 dögum síðan
This is just making me feel better about being bi. I get to be attracted to women AND stay sane.
Draconis 75
Draconis 75 7 dögum síðan
I saw that depression pill wife photo meme for the first time today, on r/badfacebookmemes, almost a year after this video came out.
simp4conangay 7 dögum síðan
as someone who’s bi: this was overdue
God loves the lgbtq
God loves the lgbtq 8 dögum síðan
I guess I'm not a real woman because I'm not going to give up body parts just to make a man happy.
The weird Family member u have
The weird Family member u have 8 dögum síðan
I subbed for them extra greetings.
its your boi skinny penis
its your boi skinny penis 8 dögum síðan
Me a person: I like kurtis town People who are selling themselves for happiness: I own five tesla's. Me:AHhhhhhHHHHHHhhHHh
hibiscus 8 dögum síðan
*The Straights™:* omg don’t do gay things in public, think of the children! They’re too young! *Also The Straights™:* lol look at this little baby in his womanizer shirt, how appropriate
Hektor Janiczek
Hektor Janiczek 8 dögum síðan
Wife and fork
damiamyr4 8 dögum síðan
oh i thought curtis wer bisexual
Connor Perkins
Connor Perkins 8 dögum síðan
her: what are afraid of me: spiders... im scared of spiders
Mr. Guppy
Mr. Guppy 8 dögum síðan
These videos had nothing to do with their sexuality, it was just cringey.
デストロイヤー 2 dögum síðan
A Hussain
A Hussain 8 dögum síðan
And i think most of the comments are joking
A Hussain
A Hussain 8 dögum síðan
That is true
Jameson McLeod
Jameson McLeod 8 dögum síðan
The heteros are upseteros
Serenity Freeman
Serenity Freeman 9 dögum síðan
No hetero but youre pretty cool Kurtis
Mary Laure
Mary Laure 9 dögum síðan
Im straight
d1zzy_ h34d
d1zzy_ h34d 9 dögum síðan
straight people and people who happen to be straight
I like Turtles
I like Turtles 9 dögum síðan
Bro this kinda scares me so much, like I’m straight but damn
Thatmelloguy 223
Thatmelloguy 223 10 dögum síðan
KitKatt 10 dögum síðan
I just wanna say- I love this community. Almost every comment has over 1k likes. And replies still get hundreds of likes. You guys can all take a joke- Which is great. And you all are really funny. Have a good day amazing people
unstableness central
unstableness central 10 dögum síðan
as a bisexual, this is hilarious, straights are a different breed
grace ?
grace ? 10 dögum síðan
me: **sees the title** **aggressive agreement**
bananagamer712 10 dögum síðan
There are assholes from every race and community and that’s the truth there are annoying straight people and gay people who want to be normalized yet always try to validate their sexuality
bananagamer712 8 dögum síðan
What I meant is that there are a lot of annoying straight ppl who can’t come to terms with the lgbt community and always do wierd the stuff like superstraight, there are also a tiny amount of the lgbt community who say ‘I want being lgbt to be normal’ but then get pissed when you don’t treat them special. However most people from both communities are fine to me.
Serenity Freeman
Serenity Freeman 9 dögum síðan
The thing about us gays is that we are discriminated against for our sexuality. We had to spend so much time to accept ourselves for something we cannot control. Most of us have dealt with so much internalized homophobia and a large sum of us have been hurt by our families for said sexuality. Straight people have NEVER gone through that. They have no reason to feel the need to validate or show off their sexuality. Gay people however are proud of their sexuality because we had to come to term with it.
Shenpai :3
Shenpai :3 9 dögum síðan
What do you mean by "always try to validate their sexuality"
Saoirse Rose
Saoirse Rose 11 dögum síðan
JayZ and Beyoncé are probably toxic, no I can’t say that 100%.. but there’s definitely been some red flags.
Chlôe Sw
Chlôe Sw 11 dögum síðan
I never thought I’d see Kurtis playing himself as a cello But here I am
Marc Molina
Marc Molina 11 dögum síðan
As a member of the heterosexual community I must say it: these people do not represent us.
Alice the penis
Alice the penis 11 dögum síðan
Finaly the only place where i feel okay to say i am the big gae and I might be kicked out of my dads place if they know im gae but atleast i can live with my mom in kurtistown
MrPiggerPoggers D4
MrPiggerPoggers D4 11 dögum síðan
I really like his puns
Alexa Bolen
Alexa Bolen 12 dögum síðan
As a straight person I don’t claim those ppl I only claim allies :)
Alphina 12 dögum síðan
Foolishness doesn't have a sexual orientation.
Naziha Here
Naziha Here 12 dögum síðan
April 6th, 2021 His videos honestly make my day
Maryam Derakhshandegan
Maryam Derakhshandegan 12 dögum síðan
Did anyone noticed that he was looking through the fork with the closed eye 😂😂😂
asiah tello
asiah tello 12 dögum síðan
before this video i thought Kurtis was bi
BigBoyH0mi3 Yes
BigBoyH0mi3 Yes 13 dögum síðan
Wait, on Kurtis' comment, it has 501 replies. The limit is 500.
ItsEmma 111
ItsEmma 111 13 dögum síðan
These skits are hilarious
*ComicSansMS 13 dögum síðan
When I saw the title I thought he was lgbtq, but then I was disappointed. -a genderfluid frying pan (get it)
*ComicSansMS 7 dögum síðan
Also kurtis is great no matter what
*ComicSansMS 7 dögum síðan
@Xx Nora_UwU xX dude, im sry. It was just a stupid joke. I'll delete it if you want.
Xx Nora_UwU xX
Xx Nora_UwU xX 8 dögum síðan
@*ComicSansMS That's **KINNNNNDA** heterophobic or however you spell that- ;-;
*ComicSansMS 9 dögum síðan
@Xx Nora_UwU xX dude, the joke is that I was disappointed to find that he was straight, bc a LGBT youtuber would be dope.. Its just a joke.
Xx Nora_UwU xX
Xx Nora_UwU xX 11 dögum síðan
Why were you disappointed?
Poi 13 dögum síðan
What's the song at approximately 4:25? Sounds like a banger
shecutie 13 dögum síðan
ok but like why is nobody talking about the fever dream skit
Xx Nora_UwU xX
Xx Nora_UwU xX 11 dögum síðan
ZombieNationLTD 14 dögum síðan
Yes because the gays definitely don’t do anything cringe, only straight white people... Jesus.
no 13 dögum síðan
Why are you pressed? 🥺is he talking about you?🥺🥺
ZombieNationLTD 14 dögum síðan
@Catra he singled out both white and straight.
MahoganyGamer 14 dögum síðan
Ah, I see so the title was to incite anger and lure straight people in. Nice job, I kinda hate you now.
sasha 2 dögum síðan
cry 😀
no 13 dögum síðan
LMFAOOOO he's literally straight, dumbass
MahoganyGamer 14 dögum síðan
@Catra I will
Sentient Toast
Sentient Toast 14 dögum síðan
cello how are you?
Slinky 14 dögum síðan
Rl in tears bruh 😂, this nigga funny fool 😂
ethan weaver
ethan weaver 15 dögum síðan
no 13 dögum síðan
@Catra ? Where'd you get that info
Yuri Yuki
Yuri Yuki 14 dögum síðan
@Catra Pretty sure he said it himself that he's a straight white man in the beginning
mustoons 15 dögum síðan
Has this ever happened to you
lugi 15 dögum síðan
y'know, they call us straight people despite the fact that we're pretty wonky.
Artur Santos
Artur Santos 15 dögum síðan
The shrek wedding looks nice tho
mitens 15 dögum síðan
Fucking cringe
Beetle BuGG
Beetle BuGG 16 dögum síðan
0:58 ...mans just predicted the future-
Agnes 16 dögum síðan
How is an unfaithful person loyal? Being faithful is an expression of loyalty.
Alex Das Liebe
Alex Das Liebe 16 dögum síðan
“Straight People Gotta Poop,” I gotta put on my glasses.
Kalayla Seehafer
Kalayla Seehafer 16 dögum síðan
If this is what being straight and married is like.... idk if I want to be straight anymore....
FOOTLONG GAMING 16 dögum síðan
i dont care what people do let them be unless it involves you
no 13 dögum síðan
If they're allowed to post it, everyone's allowed to poke fun at it.
happsk 17 dögum síðan
Curtis has a cello?
Serenity Freeman
Serenity Freeman 9 dögum síðan
Dat Idiot
Dat Idiot 17 dögum síðan
Now I understand why my lgbtq+ friends make fun of me. Thanks Curtis !
JulesOnly 17 dögum síðan
Do u think the rave couple broke up when lockdown happened because they can't go back to "tHeIr WoRlD"?
paranormal lazivity
paranormal lazivity 17 dögum síðan
That ad can keep going for too long
Cal Jameson
Cal Jameson 18 dögum síðan
Funny as hell, but I don’t know why you had to limit it to hetero humans. All humans do stupid crap. These are (hilarious) examples of hetero people doing stupid crap, but man... you’re missing out on some insane (and often profane) comedy if you’re not checking out the stupid crap non-heteros are up to.
Cassie Rose
Cassie Rose 14 dögum síðan
@Catra im bisexual and a cringe dumbass 💪😀👌
Artgenix 18 dögum síðan
Plot twist Kurtis has a fork
Vaibhavi Sharma
Vaibhavi Sharma 18 dögum síðan
dude, anyone realize the cellos voice was Jenna or just me
psychosparten049 .Esquire
psychosparten049 .Esquire 18 dögum síðan
Wait... if straight people stopped, than the human race would die-out.
sasha 2 dögum síðan
bisexuals and pansexuals: 🧍‍♀️
psychosparten049 .Esquire
psychosparten049 .Esquire 12 dögum síðan
@デストロイヤー Says the one using improper grammar, fuck off, you know its true.
デストロイヤー 12 dögum síðan
they way you sound dumb as hell
Cassie Rose
Cassie Rose 14 dögum síðan
bisexuals and pansexuals: 🤔
Illumi - Shit & More
Illumi - Shit & More 16 dögum síðan
@psychosparten049 .Esquire bruh how would the earth die out without humans. If anything life would flourish as you can see in places like chernobyl where some endangered species are repopulating
Bunkytheone 19 dögum síðan
Well liking women is pretty cool in my opinion so is liking dudes or any other gender but I just like women tbh this statement was useless but whatever
Bunkytheone 13 dögum síðan
@no fr
no 13 dögum síðan
I'm bi and i agree asf, liking ppl is rad
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